Last night after attending the Marilyn Manson concert in Brisbane I got to meet some people
who reconised the newgrounds shirt I was wearing.
After the grand city of Brisbane dicked about 50 of us around with the train, wich resulted on us having
to catch a train that got 90% of the way home. Well, actually during that trip. A group of about five younger guys, well, younger than me, about 18 or 19 were talking with my freind and I.
One of them suddenly goes "hey, newgrounds, man I practically grew up on that page, always checking the new games and shit, how do you know it?". After I told him I'd been here since 02 and I modded the forum I think he was wsecretly batting off in his mind.
I should have taken a picture of him and I but I was being entertained by one of his freinds calling Bristol (in England) and ordering 10 large pizzas to our train, in Australia.
I also regret that I couldn't have helped him out with a lift home beacuse he got stuck in some dick town like all the others did and my friend and I got a pick up. So dude, if you're reading this, sorry.
The concert ended at 11:30 and I didn't get home till 2:30 in the fucking morning.

Fuck you Brisbane, fuck you, hard.
Also, this is what was going on in my mind when the lady told us our tain had left
half an hour before the last song ended:

...and I want to put it in him.

Well well, alot of stuff in my life is changing recently, loosing friends, gaining friends and a child.

I don't know if anyone has said it to you but you won't keep all your freinds from
your group that you had in high school. It's true aswell. I don't know if it's the fact that they've
only become your friends beacuse there wasn't many to decent people choose from or just
beacuse people change so mch after school.
I don't know and secondly, I don't really care.
Lost one to a fight with his father wichgot him movingacross the country, lost another
after he decided to remain in a relationship with a suicidal, psycho, drugged up whore (accurate description). Now I've lost another to long bouts of drug taking and I found out he beats his
girl, so, I'll not be having any of that.
The only one of those who I actually miss is the one who moved away.
Things are so awesomely different once you leave school. You have a nearly infinite
group of people to be freinds with compared to in school, you just had to choose from a group
of about 100 people who ust happened to be born around the same time as you.
If you don't like someone, you can just choose to not be freinds with them anymore and not see them. Not like in school where you saw them every day no matter what.
No matter what anyone says, you always have a choice to do something or not.
Ok, getting alittle off topic there heh.

Onto the second note of this, news post?..whatever.
If you had read my previous posts, you'd have noticed I'm going to be a father early next year.
I know I'm fully up to it and everything but I'm just realising alot of things recently.
Firstly everything you need, the baby will need a smaller version of that and twice a much.
I was walking through a baby store the other day and it just hit me how much shit they try to sell
to parents that they don't need or will never use. I can't think of any specifics right now beacuse
I'm alittle tipsy.
Secondly. everyone who you tell that you don't want to know the sex of your child will think
you are nuts.
I guess I'm just in love with the idea of the doctor handing me the thing and going
"congratulations, it's a <whatever>". Maybe I'm a dying breed of romantic. The main reason
I think people find out is so they can buy all the pink or blue things before the baby is born.
What's wrong with green or while? damn it.

This post isn't going to be here very long, due to I'm posting a new 19 week picture of my little
one later tommorow at some point.

So here's to change and still being able to drink before the baby gets here.

I'm not going to rant, I'm just going to state afew things that make me angry.
Mostly just a big "fuck you" to fashion. Though it'll probably end up more of a rant than a simple
list.

Firstly, when I bought new sunglasses recently I wanted a decent pair, not just some
petrol station ones so I went to a proper sunglasses shop. Every pair there looked like they could cover halfmy fucking face. I had to go into the back to the "classic" section to find a piar that just coverd my eyes. Last time I checked, that's what they were for. Fuck you fashion, fuck you.
The next item on my list was a pair of black jeans.
Black, basic, jeans.
So I'm going around the various pants and clothing stores looking for a pair under $100 beacuse noone should spend more than a hundred bucks on one basic peice of clothing.
Anyway, back to the hunt.
These days 90% of black jeans either have some stupid colour stiching or are those new ones
aimed at the hip emo kids. You know, like tights made out of denim. No way I'm going to walk around all day picking my bum looking like goth Eroll Flyn, if you don't know who he is, die.
It took me a good 1/2 an hour to find a pair of pants. Luckily belts are easy to find. I'm talking leather here, not those piece of crap thin material ones you bop club going pussies wear.

Hoooooohhh Kay, next on the list, shoes. Simple shoes, not runners, not boots.
All I have to say is fuck you stupid cunts who spend upwards of two hundred bucks on
a piar of shoes beacuse they have a skate brand on the side. You don't fucking skate.
Even if you do, all you can do is roll along and then attept to ollie up the side walk and stumble over
your board.

And now onto the one that makes me angriest. Sure, I didn't buy one of these yesterday beacuse I don't wear them.
Caps. The most commonly misused piece of attire, ever.
Now, you'd think if you were wearing a hat, backwards, on a sunny day and you had the sun in your eyes you'd simply turn your hat around to serve it's original purpose. No, like a dickhead you
use your hand to cover your eyes. Sure you're all gangster and shit but you're an idiot.
It's like being a goth is Australia during summer, wearing black heavy clothes in the bright
hot sun is just so stupid it hurts my brain.
If I need to give any of you lessons on how to properly wear a hat so the sun doesn't get into
your eyes you don't deserve to live.
What ever happened to wearing clothes just beacuse we need to so we don't get arrested, stay warm and for protection. Not to be a fucking billboard for a company.
You think someone with thier own name on thier shirt if stupid?
"lol is it incase you forget your name?"
All the while these nay sayers wear a shirt with the clothing companies' in large bold text on thier chest or back. Though I must say I don't own any shirts with my name printed on them.
No, it's not the same as wearing a team jersy or a newgrounds shirt. Atleast if you're doing that you're showing your support for something.
I've never heard someone go "woo yeah! <insert clothing brand here> rocks!"

Well, that's my unreadable venting done for today.
The following is a detailed diagram of how not to wear your hat.

Well, so I found out afew weeks back now that I'm going to be a dad, my girlfriend of nearly three years is up the duff. I knew as soon as she did. She's 16 weeks along now.
I demand you all suggest first names, male and female. Not just your own.
Also, here's a picture (of a picture of a picture)(12 weeks).
More news to come at a later date.

Well, I haven't died for 21 years, so today I celebrate.
I can legally drink in every country that allows drinking.

So I haven''t been on here for about a week now beacuse I was having harsh internet issues.
Today I found out that our internet provider had switched systems or some other crap and all I
had to do was flick my router on and off.
Fuck you internet, fuck you hard.
Also, I was bored today so here's a picture of me at five years old. I'm second from the left with the blue striped shirt. Also, remember, this is 1991, wich explains the high pants, sort of.
WHERE DID IT ALL GO WRONG!?!?
I blame violent video games.
;)

This redesign is all nutty.
It's nearly like comming on to Newgrounds for the first time all over again, I'm freakin' out.
I spent my first 20 minutes watching the bytesize animations on the front page, damn they're fucking funny, I may send in one of my own soon, depending on how much of my flash skill I've retained after all this time doing pretty much no flash at all.
Also, as soon as I get settled here, I'll be back on the BBS moderating your posts.

<3 to the newgrounds team for making my penis explode with joy.