Enoll

Age/Gender: 23, Male
Location: Australia , NSW
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Enoll

Drunk nerd fighting.

Posted by Enoll Oct. 27, 2007 @ 2:07 PM EDT

Yup, tonight was a fun night, went to a 21st party at a nerd home.
This house contains atleast five nerds at any one time, so, as you could imagine, I feel
at home there. With my own kind. Though I usually look anything but nerdy.
The host of the house, the nirthday boy is a violent (but usually fun) drunk),
I am a loud, fun drunk. I emphasise loud.
Now by about 11pm I've downed alot of burbon and he a good many beers. He was getting punchy.
All t took was one goo wack at my shoulder blade and I got grumpy. Wack,
Right in the chest. Next thing I know he's lying on the lawn trying to breathe. It took him about 20 minutes to recover and say sorry. I felt bad beacuse I hurt him pretty badly, even though it was his fault for provoking me. 99.99% of the time I'm a teddy, I give cuddles. But if I get angry, well.
Bad thing is, when it comes to hitting people, I do it so rarely, I don't know my own strength.

I still feel so bad about it I'm considering buying him a sorry gift. but chances are he won't
remember it at all in the morning, aside from a bruise. Sorry Pixx, you poked the bear.
The night was definately good, I got to see a guy's lady high five him in the dick. I got to drink alot, wich won't happen in afew months, kid and all. Also, my best friend wore a plastic bag like a bat beacuse he claimed it would help him not throw up.

I love we nerds.

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8 Comments

Oct. 27, 2007 | 2:10 PM chalki says:

lol honestly dont think anyone cares :D

Oct. 27, 2007 | 2:13 PM Enoll responds:

You cared enough to post.
:)
<3


Oct. 27, 2007 | 2:13 PM Shadow-XII says:

'I got to see a guy's lady high five him in the dick.'

Your life is complete.

Oct. 27, 2007 | 2:14 PM Enoll responds:

Not if I never meet you :(


Oct. 27, 2007 | 6:27 PM DibbityDan says:

That's an entertaining story. I promise not to poke the bear.

Oct. 29, 2007 | 10:13 PM Enoll responds:

Good,


Oct. 30, 2007 | 8:19 AM UberBarista says:

Bully. :(

Oct. 30, 2007 | 9:17 AM Enoll responds:

BULLY?!?!?
>: (
You jest sir.


Nov. 7, 2007 | 7:10 AM smicothegreat says:

you knocked the hell out that drunky nerd, i'm proud you deserve a present

Nov. 7, 2007 | 9:24 PM Enoll responds:

I demand you give me said present.


Nov. 9, 2007 | 1:57 AM Jamoke says:

I would be a little more than grumpy if someone whacked goo on my shoulder.
I might have to go to jail.

You must be a better man than I.

Nov. 9, 2007 | 4:59 AM Enoll responds:

I'm not the guy who would punch someone usually but I was drunk and ithurt like a bitch.


Nov. 13, 2007 | 12:10 AM jfella91 says:

did u drink

Nov. 13, 2007 | 6:18 AM Enoll responds:

Re-read the post.


Nov. 13, 2007 | 9:07 AM Thewests says:

Can i have a hug?

Nov. 19, 2007 | 2:14 AM Enoll responds:

No hugs for you.

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