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Three weeks and two days till the due date of my first child.
It's all getting abit frantic.
These ante-natal classes are just really kind of boring for the most part...

I think I've figured out than most of the stuff guys do in getting ready, (reading books and such) isn't just for the peace of mind of the girl but to stop us from freaking out abit too.
The general message you get from everywhere is : "Shit is going to be ok". Wich is good on all levels.
I know you people don't care about my offspring but fuck it, I need somewhere to vent feelings when my lady isn't around.
I'm actually getting excited and mushy. I spent like 30 minutes last night cuddling the baby bump and talking to it. Makes me wonder if unborn children can ever comprehend what you're saying....

Also, what do they dream about? Studies show they DO dream...but what of?
Mind fuck. We've got some deep shit going on here trend setters.

Also, YAY BABY!
^_^
Also, this picture makes me now literaly laugh out loud whenever I see it.
Enjoy.

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15 Comments

Jan. 23, 2008 | 1:07 PM lazyyMitch says:

Unborn children can't dream. IMPOSSIBLE!

Jan. 23, 2008 | 9:06 PM Enoll responds:

You are wrong sir!

Jan. 24, 2008 | 6:31 AM AlkaSeltzer says:

I laughed at the picture too. And good luck to you, whoever I am.

Jan. 24, 2008 | 7:02 AM Enoll responds:

PLACENTA!
Also, thanks <3

Jan. 24, 2008 | 6:51 AM Peacekid says:

Name him Gordon.

Not because its Half Life, just because it seems like a real rugged kid name.

also try to pack in some music of your liking and put headphones around the mothers belly - environmental things contribute to the child's personality, that stuff.

Jan. 24, 2008 | 7:06 AM Enoll responds:

I bet noone would mess with a girl names Gordon.
...if it's a girl...
I've played it some Queen and some Bach already.

Jan. 24, 2008 | 8:10 AM Rosenrot-I says:

Grats on a baby.

There is another version of that picture, which reads "Lemonade at Xenu's" which literally makes me lol every time just because of the look on his face.

Jan. 24, 2008 | 9:52 AM Enoll responds:

Thanks.
Also, I have no idea.

Jan. 27, 2008 | 12:14 AM homor says:

you're the one who banned me right before post 6000 aren't you?

i can tell because i think you hate me.

Jan. 27, 2008 | 11:49 AM Enoll responds:

Post what now.
Hoooooooves!

Jan. 27, 2008 | 12:18 AM homor says:

it really wouldn't be so bad if the person who banned me atleast signed their name.

Jan. 27, 2008 | 11:50 AM Enoll responds:

I always sign.
HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVES!

Jan. 28, 2008 | 12:32 AM homor says:

well fuck.

Jan. 29, 2008 | 12:09 AM Enoll responds:

Fuck indeed.

Jan. 29, 2008 | 3:31 AM RedDreadSky says:

Hail Xenu!

Jan. 29, 2008 | 4:29 AM Enoll responds:

ZEEEEEEHHHNOOOOUUUU!!!

Jan. 29, 2008 | 7:12 PM reviewer-general says:

EPIDURAL EPIDURAL!

Congrats. =)

;

Jan. 30, 2008 | 7:57 AM Enoll responds:

nah

Also, <3

Jan. 30, 2008 | 9:34 PM Malachy says:

congrats on the baby lump.

Jan. 31, 2008 | 2:22 AM Enoll responds:

Much <3

Jan. 30, 2008 | 9:39 PM slackerzac says:

hello

Jan. 31, 2008 | 2:23 AM Enoll responds:

Hey.

Feb. 1, 2008 | 1:10 PM troubles1 says:

yes they can hear you, in fact it is good to talk so they know your voice, and it is easier to bond after the birth, and you as a father will be able to get the baby to stop crying by talking to it, because it knows your voice. by the way, BOY,OR GIRL?I do not like saying it.
;
also I read that putting a headset with music on the tummy helps develop the child it expands its world and lets it learn at a faster pace.
;
and no matter how prepared you think you are you will SHIT YOURSELF when the water breaks, first time dads we are all the same, no book can help.

Feb. 1, 2008 | 10:11 PM Enoll responds:

We don't know if it's a boy or a girl, we wanted a suprise.
I'm sure it's natural to freak out abit, I mean shit, there's a baby comming out
of that vagina!

Feb. 2, 2008 | 7:11 PM Captain-Jack says:

Congratulations! I hope it is going smoothly...

I live in Sydney now. You should briefly come to this meetup on the 16th so that at least I know someone! I'm not planning on staying long...

Feb. 3, 2008 | 3:12 AM Enoll responds:

Well the due date is on the 15th so I won't be going anywhere for awhile.
Sorry :(
I'll make the next one, maybe later in the year, maybe.
Guess you'll have to brave the children alone ;)