Getting there....

Three weeks and two days till the due date of my first child.
It's all getting abit frantic.
These ante-natal classes are just really kind of boring for the most part...

I think I've figured out than most of the stuff guys do in getting ready, (reading books and such) isn't just for the peace of mind of the girl but to stop us from freaking out abit too.
The general message you get from everywhere is : "Shit is going to be ok". Wich is good on all levels.
I know you people don't care about my offspring but fuck it, I need somewhere to vent feelings when my lady isn't around.
I'm actually getting excited and mushy. I spent like 30 minutes last night cuddling the baby bump and talking to it. Makes me wonder if unborn children can ever comprehend what you're saying....

Also, what do they dream about? Studies show they DO dream...but what of?
Mind fuck. We've got some deep shit going on here trend setters.

Also, YAY BABY!
^_^
Also, this picture makes me now literaly laugh out loud whenever I see it.
Enjoy.

Getting there....

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lazyyMitch 2008-01-23 13:07:47

Unborn children can't dream. IMPOSSIBLE!

Enoll 2008-01-23 13:07:47

You are wrong sir!

Peacekid 2008-01-24 06:51:17

Name him Gordon.

Not because its Half Life, just because it seems like a real rugged kid name.

also try to pack in some music of your liking and put headphones around the mothers belly - environmental things contribute to the child's personality, that stuff.

Enoll 2008-01-24 06:51:17

I bet noone would mess with a girl names Gordon.
...if it's a girl...
I've played it some Queen and some Bach already.

Rosenrot-I 2008-01-24 08:10:26

Grats on a baby.

There is another version of that picture, which reads "Lemonade at Xenu's" which literally makes me lol every time just because of the look on his face.

Enoll 2008-01-24 08:10:26

Thanks.
Also, I have no idea.

homor 2008-01-27 00:14:36

you're the one who banned me right before post 6000 aren't you?

i can tell because i think you hate me.

Enoll 2008-01-27 00:14:36

Post what now.
Hoooooooves!

homor 2008-01-27 00:18:54

it really wouldn't be so bad if the person who banned me atleast signed their name.

Enoll 2008-01-27 00:18:54

I always sign.
HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVES!

homor 2008-01-28 00:32:22

well fuck.

Enoll 2008-01-28 00:32:22

Fuck indeed.

RedDreadSky 2008-01-29 03:31:30

Hail Xenu!

Enoll 2008-01-29 03:31:30

ZEEEEEEHHHNOOOOUUUU!!!

reviewer-general 2008-01-29 19:12:46

EPIDURAL EPIDURAL!

Congrats. =)

;

Enoll 2008-01-29 19:12:46

nah

Also, <3

Malachy 2008-01-30 21:34:59

congrats on the baby lump.

Enoll 2008-01-30 21:34:59

Much <3

slackerzac 2008-01-30 21:39:00

hello

Enoll 2008-01-30 21:39:00

Hey.

troubles1 2008-02-01 13:10:59

yes they can hear you, in fact it is good to talk so they know your voice, and it is easier to bond after the birth, and you as a father will be able to get the baby to stop crying by talking to it, because it knows your voice. by the way, BOY,OR GIRL?I do not like saying it.
;
also I read that putting a headset with music on the tummy helps develop the child it expands its world and lets it learn at a faster pace.
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and no matter how prepared you think you are you will SHIT YOURSELF when the water breaks, first time dads we are all the same, no book can help.

Enoll 2008-02-01 13:10:59

We don't know if it's a boy or a girl, we wanted a suprise.
I'm sure it's natural to freak out abit, I mean shit, there's a baby comming out
of that vagina!

Captain-Jack 2008-02-02 19:11:15

Congratulations! I hope it is going smoothly...

I live in Sydney now. You should briefly come to this meetup on the 16th so that at least I know someone! I'm not planning on staying long...

Enoll 2008-02-02 19:11:15

Well the due date is on the 15th so I won't be going anywhere for awhile.
Sorry :(
I'll make the next one, maybe later in the year, maybe.
Guess you'll have to brave the children alone ;)

simon 2008-02-06 18:45:16

i remember when you first posted about this.
wow, time went fast.
good luck with the child. <3

Enoll 2008-02-06 18:45:16

New post soon. :3

Lotus 2008-02-14 21:00:39

Nice pic and good luck to ya man, I'm sure you will find it to be an eventful experience to say the least! ^.^

Enoll 2008-02-14 21:00:39

New post soon :3

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