I'm still around, I've just been in hiding.

And now.. A BLAST FROM THE PAST!!!
Good ol' cards....

Yup, and it's still awesome, infact, more awesome.
Also, Caitlin is still cute (picture below).

On wensday the 13th, Caitlin Mia Baker was born into this world.
She weighed 8 pounds 4 and she is so beautifull.
Here is pictorial proof I am not all the way gay.
<3

Three weeks and two days till the due date of my first child.
It's all getting abit frantic.
These ante-natal classes are just really kind of boring for the most part...

I think I've figured out than most of the stuff guys do in getting ready, (reading books and such) isn't just for the peace of mind of the girl but to stop us from freaking out abit too.
The general message you get from everywhere is : "Shit is going to be ok". Wich is good on all levels.
I know you people don't care about my offspring but fuck it, I need somewhere to vent feelings when my lady isn't around.
I'm actually getting excited and mushy. I spent like 30 minutes last night cuddling the baby bump and talking to it. Makes me wonder if unborn children can ever comprehend what you're saying....

Also, what do they dream about? Studies show they DO dream...but what of?
Mind fuck. We've got some deep shit going on here trend setters.

Also, YAY BABY!
^_^
Also, this picture makes me now literaly laugh out loud whenever I see it.
Enjoy.

I'm drunker than Errol Flyn over in this bitch.

Just over five weeks till little Enoll gets here..or Enolla. I guess Enolla
could be the girl version, I have no idea. All we need now is a crib.
You people have no idea all the shit babies need. They need five of everything we
have but smaller and more. Seriously.

Also, if someone can figure out where this is from, they get a mod cookie.

I'm a BBS moderator!
This is not new news but I just think it's important somehow.

Everything's just chugging along.
The baby's still comming.
Still looking for full time work.
Still working the video store part time.
I think I need a project.

Yup, tonight was a fun night, went to a 21st party at a nerd home.
This house contains atleast five nerds at any one time, so, as you could imagine, I feel
at home there. With my own kind. Though I usually look anything but nerdy.
The host of the house, the nirthday boy is a violent (but usually fun) drunk),
I am a loud, fun drunk. I emphasise loud.
Now by about 11pm I've downed alot of burbon and he a good many beers. He was getting punchy.
All t took was one goo wack at my shoulder blade and I got grumpy. Wack,
Right in the chest. Next thing I know he's lying on the lawn trying to breathe. It took him about 20 minutes to recover and say sorry. I felt bad beacuse I hurt him pretty badly, even though it was his fault for provoking me. 99.99% of the time I'm a teddy, I give cuddles. But if I get angry, well.
Bad thing is, when it comes to hitting people, I do it so rarely, I don't know my own strength.

I still feel so bad about it I'm considering buying him a sorry gift. but chances are he won't
remember it at all in the morning, aside from a bruise. Sorry Pixx, you poked the bear.
The night was definately good, I got to see a guy's lady high five him in the dick. I got to drink alot, wich won't happen in afew months, kid and all. Also, my best friend wore a plastic bag like a bat beacuse he claimed it would help him not throw up.

I love we nerds.

Check out my skills. I've done this once before but last time I was drunk off my tits.
Also, it looks alot better in person and we didn't have enough hair products.
It looks lop sided but it's not, it was sagging to one side beacuse of lack of gel and spray.
Also, Luke has attitude.